Yeah, it was posted! very excited!

"I'm learning to fly" Tom Petty............... blasting on our Bose speakers (yeah a advertisement) Hey, they're great though

Shocked in the ear

I just wrote the longest post ever for me and well it didn't work because my comp is sucking. It was a post from the inside. Oh well at least I got to get t out. Kinda sucks though.

My ears are really sucking, I think I play music way to loud when I have my head phones on. Also I've been getting shocked in the ear by my head phones, how weird don't you think?

I should go to college I think I'm ready to retry again,well at the moment I'm thinking this. Ask me in about a hour I will unsure, I still want to travel and work at resorts and camps more. I say I got until I'm 23 before I start, I gotta go to coummunity college first; it's cheaper, I obvously need better grammar and sentence structuring, and well I hate math so it would be good to start out low, a real low class. Also I need math for my profession so somehow I'm going to force myself to like it so I can understand and try in those classes. Meat has been making me nauseated lately, I may go veggie, I can always cut the my meat intake to once a week but I rather just give it all up. It will especially help my cooking skills, I usually cook for the veggies at camp anyways and well anything else also, but I take care of you. I love my friends they definetely have helped me open my eyes more, I don't agree with all there liberal views but I have knowlegde and some understanding. That's all i can seek in life, oh maybe love also.

Wow, my longest post yet! It's all over the place

I'm illegal, I'm illegal. Still working though. The base is busy with big inspections, especially were I work because we're trying to be 'The Best store.' Instead of having 2 days left to work, I've been asked to stay a few more days. Hopefully I can keep my sanity. Whatever I have 3 weeks until I leave, packing is going to really suck! I'm pretty busy when I get home camp is going to atart right away and I'll still be suffering jet lag. I planned it this way, I guess.

I'm real close to going veggie, slicing meat at work makes me very nauseated. I eat alot of meat also. I can't wait to go home my eating habits are easier to control. I'll be cooking at camp again and eating at claire's moms. Oh gosh Loran makes the best food. I'm so excited, I can't wait for the organics again, they just taste so much better, very expensive but worth it. I can buy my own food and cook it, I don't know where at since I'll be homeless in a sense. Well only on weekends and after camp ends.

I need to go to college my sentences are terrible, vocabulary has shrank and well, it's time to start again. Well community college, I can't waste money on a university yet. I must conatact my dad maybe he's willing to fill out my FAFSA now. Who knows, I should really call him it has been a long time. Like 2 years or so, I wonder how his church is doing. Everytime we talk it's about god, you should come to church or help with this. He never ask, how are you doing. I think I've dealt with a lot of my father issues, I glad I grew up with him though, he did teach me alot. Now my mom I love her very much but it seems she's on drugs again. It makes me very sad, she could of had so much more especially if I wasn't born but I can't dwell on that. She made her decisons. I worry, I guess not enough to keep in contact with her often. I actually find it hard to keep in touch with lots of folks especially being away. Being here in Japan is actually the most contact I've had with friends and family. Well not enough with some like my parents. I know I'm so much like my mother and father, the 2 people who least know me.

Best wishes to you mother in cali and daddy may someday we listen to each other, hope you and linda haven't given me sibling I don't know about. That would be weird, I already have a 3 half-sibling from my mom and one I'm semi-close with. We all have different father, very gross! I'm the oldest, than my sis monica 15, my brother Bobby 6 and little sis Nicole who is 2. I named my sis Monica, she's cool, very driven. She lives here in Japan with my relatives. Being here has taught me how important my family is because I've always kinda been a loner. I still am ,hence, Stand Alone Complex, I haven't came out to them, they're kinda actually homophobic. Oh well, I will when I'm ready and they're somewhat ready. Yeah, I just went all over the place so later. PEACE!

Can you dig that crazy gibberish?

In about a month I will be returning home and resuming my position as a camp cook. These are some of my favorite songs. By the end of the session I will have almost every song memorized again. Actually by the end of week 1.

Crawdad Song
You get a line I'll get a pole,honey,
You get a line I'll get a pole babe,babe
You get a line I'll get a pole
We'll go down that crawdad hole.
Honey,oh babe be mine

See that crawdad struttin' around
See that crawdad struttin' around babe, babe
See that crawdad struttin' around
Thinks he's the mayor of Crawdad Town!
Honey, oh babe be mine.

Groovy Shirt
Do you have a shirt you really love?
One that you feel so groovy in.
You don't care if it shrinks in the dryer,
That only makes it groovier.

(chorus)

I love my shirt,
I love my shirt,
My shirt is so comfortably lovely. (x2)

Slower Songs

Big Dipper
Have you ever seen the old big dipper, and wondered what's
dippin' all night?
It's dippin' out peace, it's dippin' out love, It's dippin' out a way of life.
And if you ever see the old Big Dipper, then your gonna to see all
the others stars too.
And if you ever look around where the lights comes down your gonna
notice just where are you.
Your on a little green speck, on a little blue ball, in the big black
sky, all alone
So you better take good care, of that little blue ball, because it's the
only home you'll ever know.

I'll write some more later hope you like because I do!

Yeah, my sis has returned from SEOUL. I don't think the team placed but she did really good. She's actually at the airport now, so later I'll the low down.

Getting bored

Take the quiz: "What does your birth month reveal about you?"

April


Active and dynamic. Decisive and haste but tends to regret.Attractive and affectionate to oneself. Strong mentality. Loves attention. Diplomatic. Consoling, friendly and solves people's problems. Brave and fearless. Adventurous. Loving and caring. Suave and generous. Emotional. Aggressive. Hasty. Good memory. Moving Motivates oneself and others. Sickness usually of the head and chest. Sexy in a way that only their luver can see.

Lentil soup with rice is so bomb! add a little spinach and some hot sauce, mmmmmmmmmmmmmm

The Corporation


I've just watched half of this movie. I was supposed to see it when it came out but never made, so now in here in Japan. They're having a special on the Asia Pacific Channel( the aussie channel). So I have just finished watching part 1. It's actually movie so rent it! I however will see it, this way, than buy the movie.

This movie puts a huge knot in my chest and makes me cry. It's not like I'm uneducated on what's going on but that I've known the truth (not saying believe all of it). You personally have to look this information up for yourself, get answers, put it together in your head. It's painful, caring this weight. It's just what have I done?

I'm the worse kind of person, the lukewarm christian. I know but I'm not doing anything about it. I can't write now my mind is in so many places that the trouble I can never write I think about so much stuff. I know I have passion I just haven't found what to put it in. It's killing me. I know, I know, I know! I am a individual, a part of the institution.

Straight from the cia

CIA
- The World Factbook -- United States: "the US is the largest single emitter of carbon dioxide from the burning of fossil fuels; water pollution from runoff of pesticides and fertilizers; limited natural fresh water resources in much of the western part of the country require careful management; desertification "


What the fuck is wrong with us. Why does money win out over our lives? Corporate institutions, fucking decay, decay of our society. The earth will change naturally but we're speeding up the process without any regard. I die from the unknown or I die from Human taint!

Laughing Man 

Blurred snowy dreams

Yeah, we got a lot of snow. I'll get some pic tomorrow. Tonite I went bowling with my co-workers, it was kinda cool dude. I drank like 4 beers amazing. I haven't drank in like 3 months. I'm pretty drunk now. They only had sucky beers no micro-brews or anything.
I had MGD, they atleast could of had Pabst. SNiff, sniff! Not the cocaine snort but the sad no pabst. I suck at bowling I think myh highest score was 60, it don't matter though. I had a good time.

Ok, I'm boring, lately all I've been saying is, Manifest! Manifest!
Yeah! "I am everything as I am nothing" These words have come back to me, I've locked them away many years ago. It had to be 15 when I locked them up, it was a dangerous to think those thoughts. I'm willing to live on the egde now. Especially since I'll be illegal in 4 days. I'm going a little wacky, and the blurry screen is starting to give me a headache. Good night! The Daily Show is funny tonite. Well, I don't know when it aired for u but shit, oh well.

Manifest! Manifest! Manifest! Where am I going?

Yup, we did get a little more than a foot of snow, enough to put this place on 2 hr delay. All last night and it's still snowing. It will melt probably by later today, create a huge mess of slush, thaen refreeze later tonite. This happens almost everyday, snow starts in the evening, and then in the afternoon the sun comes out.

It's a little better than being under grey clouds for 3 months. I do miss you Portland!

Roslyn says:
"Its only those who are persistent, and willing to study things deeply, who achieve the Master Work"

Roslyn says:
I learned that the world has a soul, and that whoever understands that soul can also understand the language of things

My friend recently has been contemplating her existence and we've been having very interesting conversations. She's like seeing the world for the first time. Amazing isn't it?

Don't be scared take those shackles off and come out.

What?

They're proposing 24 inches of snow. Hmmm, very interesting. It is snowing a lot now and we already have 8 in. I should be having fun, It would be good for our ski trip this weekend also.
Ocean out.

Where is my mind? Where is my mind?
Hazy, silent, supercharged, re-automated,falling for the grey sky.

Downloads of the Day!

Antipop Consortium
Foreign Legion
Non-Prophets

The Butchies
Elefant
Electralane
Franz Ferdinand
Snow Patrol
Hot Hot Heat
The Mars Volta
Camera Obsura

Keoki
Aphex Twins
Portishead
Kruder & Dorfmeister
Underworld

I should really buy there albums, but I pay for my service, yes, it would be a great benefit for them. I'm Sorry! Atleast I don't get it for free though. Thanks to all the Rogues out there.

A new take on chain mail!

"Copy this and paste it on your own blog with your answers!
A new take on the chain mail... copy and paste this on your blog, change the answers to your own... dont forget to leave a comment to link to your blog. Cheers.

1. WHAT IS YOUR MIDDLE NAME? Shantai
2. WHAT COLOR PANTS ARE YOU WEARING? Light blue pinstriped pajamas
3. WHAT ARE YOU LISTENING TO RIGHT NOW? Metric and The Postal Service
4. DEAD OR ALIVE, NAME THREE PEOPLE YOU WOULD LOVE TO MEET: Angeline Jolie, Confucius, and Ptolemy
5. WHAT WAS THE LAST THING YOU ATE? Red Beans and Rice, I made!
6. IF YOU WERE A CRAYON, WHAT COLOR WOULD YOU BE? Green
7. HOW IS THE WEATHER RIGHT NOW? Cold, Snowy and Beautiful!
8. LAST PERSON YOU TALKED WITH ON THE PHONE? Anton
9. THE FIRST THING YOU NOTICE ABOUT THE OPPOSITE SEX? Do I notice them?? Nah, there Faces
10. SHOES YOU LOVE TO WEAR: Nikes, addidas,flip-flops, Dc, Osiris,Etnies
11. HOW ARE YOU TODAY? Educated
12. FAVORITE DRINK? H2O!
13. FAVORITE ALCOHOLIC DRINK? Long Islands or Vodka tonics
14. FAVORITE SPORTS? Softball, Beach Volleyball, and Ultimate Frisbee
15. HAIR COLOR? Drk Brown
17. DO YOU WEAR CONTACTS? Nay
18. TYPE OF VEHICLE YOU DRIVE: My Human Body or Public Transportation, being a passenger
19. TOP 5 FAVORITE FOODS: Garlic, Pizza, Pasta with spinach and goat cheese,Salmon with wild rice and veggies, Anything garlicky,
20. LAST MOVIE YOU WATCHED? Coach Carter
21. TOP 3 PET PEEVES: Smacking, Narrow-Minded People, and asshole beggars.
22. ARE YOU TOO SHY TO ASK SOMEONE OUT? Yes
23. SCARY MOVIES OR HAPPY ENDINGS BETTER? I like Donnie Darko and The Brotherhood of the a Wolf, can that be a answer?
24. WINTER, SPRING, SUMMER, FALL? Spring
25. HUGS OR KISSES? I like Both, but Hugs
26. RELATIONSHIPS OR ONE NIGHT STANDS? Relationships I prefer, but I would go for a One Night Stand
27. CHOCOLATE OR VANILLA? Vanilla
28. THREE ANIMALS YOU WANT TO OWN. A Dog, Box-Shell Turtle, and a Whistle Pig
29. NAME 4 PLACES YOU HAVE ALWAYS WANTED TO VISIT: Turkey, Iceland, Ireland, Seychelles
30. FIRST CONCERT YOU EVER WENT TO? Janet Jackson Velvet Tour, got free tickets
31. LIVING ARRANGEMENTS? Wandering. Vacationing in Japan on Military base
32. WHAT BOOK ARE YOU READING? On the Road, Seraph on the Suwanee, and Cryptonomicon
33. WHAT IS ON YOUR SCREEN SAVER AT HOME? It just turns off
34. FAVORITE CARTOON? Simpson, Futurama, G.I. Joe, Wolf Rain, I prefer anime: Witch Hunter Robin, Ghost in the Shell:Stand Alone Complex, The Excel Saga
35.FAVORITE SMELLS: Potchouli, Flowers blooming
36. SMELLS YOU HATE: Rotten Meat and Pheasant
37. WHAT IS THE FIRST THING YOU THINK OF WHEN YOU WAKE UP IN THE MORNING? Can I sleep more, I need water!
38. FAVORITE THING YOU LIKE ABOUT THE SINGLE LIFE: Not having someone worrying about me.
39. HOW DO YOU EAT AN OREO? Smash them and put them into Vanilla Bean Ice Cream, don't eat them much though
40. WHO IS MOST LIKELY TO RESPOND TO THIS BLOG? No one, unless you want to

Coach Carter Quote

I love this movie, it's not great or bad but very inspirational. It is making me rethink, what I want to do in life. I've always felt I would be best at being a coach, couselor or teacher. It's always been my dream. Whatever happens in my life this is what I will be doing in the end.

Quote from movie

"Our deepest fear is not that we are inadequate. Our deepest fear is that we are powerful beyond measure. …Your playing small doesn’t serve the world. There’s nothing enlightening about shrinking, so that other people won’t feel insecure around you… As we let our light shine, we unconsciously give others permission to do the same. As we are liberated from our fear, our presence automatically liberates others. "



Original Quote

"Our greatest fear is not that we are inadequate. Our greatest fear is that we are powerful beyond measure. It is our light, not our darkness that most frightens us. We ask ourselves, "Who am I to be brillant, talented, fabulous?"
Actually, who are you not to be? You are a child of God. Your playing small doesn't serve the world. There's nothing enlightened about shrinking so that other people won't feel insecure around you. We were born to make manifest the glory of God that is within us. It's not just in some of us, it's in ALL of us.
As we let our own light shine, we unconsciously give other people permission to do the same.
As we are liberated from our own fear, our presence automatically liberates others."

--Marianne Williamson from A Return to Love (made famous by Nelson Mandela in his 1994 Inaugural Address)

Someday I actually do a play list. I love music! Anyone wants to give me some names I would love that. Doesn't matter what, I love all genres. Mood is also a factor but usually what I put early is what I like in all moods.

Latest music grooves

I'm just going to throw out some artist and bands, maybe some of there good songs also. This week I've been listening to Trip-Hop tremendously, last week Hip-Hop and the week before Indie Rock. This will be a mixture of stuff I can't go without for a week.

I've switch from Mp3 player to my CD player, my Mp3 is full for some reason, and it hold upto 2100 songs or 4 gb. Gotta check that out, so bought some blank Cd's backed up my music files and erased almost everything on the comp. But anyways here's the list:


Modest Mouse- Ocean Breathes Salty-3rd planet
Ani Difranco -Out of Range-Pixies
Soul Coughing -Super bon bon-True dreams of wichita
Bright Eyes -Lua-Waste of Paint
Interpol -Length of Love-Slow Hands-Nyc
The Killer -Mr.Brightside
Sasha -Involver Full
Thievery Corporation -Lebanese Blond-Facing East-Acid Jazz
Planet Drum -Bones-Frog Dance
Rustic Root
Bob Marley
Eligh
Living Legends
Aesop Rock
The Roots

"The introvert is far more subject to misunderstanding than the extravert." C. Jung


All yes, I forget, because I assume everyone knows there's always, The Law of exception. Even saying that there's a exception.

I had a conversation last night with my little couisins about the exceptions. And I assumed everyone knew but I was mistaken. So now I understand more, and they know the exception rule. No harsh words came from this conversation. Just another FYI for my family. (In the past FYI's has caused major problems for family) I think they're gettin me more and I them.

The problem with making assumptions
is that we believe they are truth.
We make an assumption, we take it personally.
Then we react by sending emotional POISON
with our words. This creates a whole big drama for NOTHING.

This was at a friends house, on a big poster she made, I found it quite truthful, so now I carry these words around with me in my wallet.

At this moment I'm intoxicated on life! The glass is half-full and everything is in front of me. Even at some point it may fall behind, I find my journey very peaceful and wonderful. In all this chaos that surrounds me, I'm in the eye of the storm. Waitng for the walls to hit but not caring because the place were I'm at is beautiful. A vast amount of information is flowing into me, I can't hold all of it, dang, I don't even want all of it. But I'm willing!

Yogurt a great substitute for milk and butter, mostly in pasta. I prefer Brown Cow organic yougurt. It's nice to be able to cook for yourself and experiment with recipes.

When you think it's going away, it comes back in your sleep. Snow, more snow. Fresh powder here I come!

I love water so much. It's my life force, I think I'm spoiled I've always had great water. I drink so much of it. The feeling when water enters my system, is totally unexplanable but it's the best feeling I ever had. Yeah, the best, i know. You can guess what's second ;). But water hydrates me like no other.

Falling on the ground

Laughter, laughter, laughter, all I see is colors , my aura is like amber, baby! Dance ,dance, moves those hips, baby! Feel the groove?

saki- nothing important

Today, I showed up to work 3 hrs late. It was a crazy day also, when I got there we had the inspector snooping around. Nate was busy with tons of customers and I looked like shit. Didn't have a apron and was slightly groggy. My boss has a huge to do list, he got from upper management. Which I and my co-workers will probably have to do instead of him. It funny how much I take advantage of my schedule. Lat night my family and I went out to dinner we had chinese food, it was great, I also got to try saki. The great japanese drink, it really does mess you up. Hence me being late for work( yeah, just an excuse).Well, i had the saki warm, it taste good that way, I like it better than absinthe. I still gave a bitter beer face and a loud argh. My cousin then spit her food across the table on my cousin brendan and my aunt. It was hilarous, I amke them laugh alot. Also quite gross but nothing got into my food, so I was ok with it. Well anyways saki is good but I sure have some trouble drinking hard alcohol. That's coming from well, Hi my name is Ocean and I'm a alcoholic. I haven't drank in 2 months but whatever. When i go work at resort my nickname is Chug. My drinking has become less over the years, turning 21 hasn't been such a spectacular year. Well maybe the first 3 month but then I had to slow way down and rethink. I like we're I'm at with my drinking but I'm afraind when I get home some binging may occur. Most likely especially when I go down to Eugene.
Ok, I very excited I'm going home soon,I have to find a job and a new place to live but shouldn't be hard. I actually have a job but I want to find a better one before my session begins again. I can't decide to stay home this summer and miss another gorgeous portland summer or go and apply at some resorts or camps. It's a hard decision. It will come to me though. Yeah, kinda in a good mood, should be going to sleep since I have to wake up early but chose not to. Next time I won't sleep 4 hrs after work. It really messes with my sleep shedule. Yeah, snow is melting now I can wear my skater shoes without worrying about slipping. I have no traction on my etnies so I slipp all over the place. And hate carrying them while I'm wearing my snow shoes, because who wears snow shoes while working inside? Ok, boring.

I'll remember I have no social security so I must live my life now! No more saving for me. What's with that plan. Oh well, he's a funny man. I never wanted social security anyways. When the E.M.P. bomb goes off how will we access the system? Strange eh?

I finally am realizing I'm worth it! somewhere that came it was directed to my highschool softball coach. Let's kick some ass.

Joey's Deep Place For Thinking

Joey's Deep Place For Thinking
This is incredible we all know it but he just put into words, which I can't yet. It feels good to read it.

At times, people are often confused about who they truly are... Knowing who you are is something that takes a long process, just like finding out the meaning of life... Everybody sure has their own unique self, but when that happens, the consequence of not be able to find out who you are comes in place... The fact that humans are humans, and our mix of emotions always come in play is just going against having everything clear in life. If you knew everything in life, then what is there to live for? Is life not for you to strive to know more, earn more, and find out more about Yourself ?

You will not know the true meaning of your self, for it is the benefit of humans that god has given us, like I said before, life is just a subject, and who we are is just a chapter in life. The life book is full of things that we get too specific into, just keep it simple, leave everything for it to be, and the meaning of who you identify yourself as will fall in place, trust in God, trust in yourself...

Inspired by Kim V.

Lonely road

I have so much pent up aggression going on right now. I gotta get out of here. I feel so trapped. My family is great and they do things a lot different than me. Especially spirituality, I more like the energy,chi, the creator, everything that surrounds, has a aura. We are all tied together, in this universe. I'm very open-minded, yes I do judge ,maybe, sometimes to much. I even judge myself maybe I should do that a little more, but dang my relative are quite closed-minded. I don't get how they can be? My little cousins(13,15) have lived over seas all their life. They are not interested in the world, don't care about the environment, and have no clue what the real world is like.

Yeah, I realize they have different interest and grew up totally different but some of this stuff I think all humans should care about.

It has been a a great experience coming over and visiting them. This trip has let me figure out, why I have been running for so long. I've been letting myself settle for inadequate things. That it's ok to be scared of growing up, that my life will be great I just have to put the fire I have, into something useful. I'm totally a pasisve-aggressive person I need to find a outlet, not just find one but take action and get involved more. I'm just venting now. Gosh, I know what i got to do. I've always tried to hold it back by destiny but it's going to happening, it's actually happening now, I just got to let go. It's a lonely road I put myself on, now I'm beginning to open up, letting folks reach my heart. Giving them a piece of me.

Oh what a game!

Fuck, what a game, it's not over but the Patriots recovered, so it looks like our champions will be The New England Patriots, way to go guys, good work. Good job to both teams, you both played with HEART!

Super Monday! Go Eagles!

Yes, it is monday here and the Super Bowl is abut to kick off. Justed wanted to say GO EAGLES! And thanks to inventory at work I get this beautifula monday off. YEAH! Have a good Sunday yall back home. Stay Safe!

Loving Donald

I love Donald Rumsfield, he's quite humorous and really direct. He just makes me laugh all the time. He know's what's going on and I have to admit he's a smart man. With a sadistic kind of laugh. Later on him. I do admire him a lot though.

Mecha

For those of you uniformed in the world of japanese anime, a mecha is a massive vehicle/robot with a human pilot inside.
A 27 yr old name Carlos Owens, Jr., is building this giant robot. The task of neogentronyx has been to create one of these mecha's for practical uses and application in the real world. The possible uses for such machines include but aren't limited to construction in virtually any environment, underwater, on land,underground and even one day in space.This prototype will fire flames and spikes, but one designed for the military could fire nastier munitions for urban combat.

Well being a anime addict I find this awesome and scary, it's always been my thought that our technology will kill us. But we must push to the edge. It's in our dreams!

What's scarier is that the miltary has a new robotic battle bot called S.W.O.R.D.S. ( Special Weapons Observation Reconaissance Detection Systems) and there's many school research departments out there funded by the DOD,(berkeley is one-BLEEX, later on that) which are about creating exoskeltons and robotic "soldiers." More on this issue later.

Ahh, yeah I'm beggining to get into nanotechnology and it's a area I want to avoid but, I must begin. Hopefully I can stay away from this subject but if i don't many rants will come from me on the nanotechnology subject.

My interesting co-worker

Today I found out that my new co-worker grew up in Norway, the land I hope to travel. She's not norwegain but philipino and went to live there a t the age of 10. I just find her interesting and HOT. I have no more to say.

A good laugh

This sent to me from a dear friend enjoy.

Step away from the beer no one wil get hurt!

Have you ever spoken and wished that you could
immediately take the words back....or that you could
crawl into a hole?

Here are the testimonials of a few people who did.........

FIRST TESTIMONY: I walked into a hair salon with my
husband and three kids in tow and asked loudly, "How
much do you charge for a shampoo and a blow job?" I
turned around and walked back out and never went
back. My husband didn't say a word.....he knew
better.


2. While in line at the bank one
afternoon, my toddler decided to release some
pent-up energy and ran amok. I was finally able to
grab hold of her after receiving looks of disgust
and annoyance from other patrons. I told her that if
she did not start behaving "right now" she would be
punished. To my horror, she looked me in the eye
and said in a voice just as threatening "if you
don't let me go right now, I will tell Grandma that
I saw you kissing Daddy's pee-pee last night!" The
silence was deafening after this enlightening
exchange. Even the tellers stopped what they were
doing. I mustered up the last bit of m y dignity and
walked out of the bank with my daughter in tow. The
last thing I heard when the door closed behind me,
were screams of laughter.

3. Have you ever asked your child a
question too many times? My three-year-old son had a
lot of problems with potty training and I was on him
constantly. One day we stopped at Taco Bell for a
quick lunch in between errands. It was very busy,
with a full dining room. While enjoying my taco, I
smelled something funny, so of course I checked my
seven-month-old daughter, and she was clean. Then I
realized that Danny had not asked to go potty in
awhile, so I asked him if he needed to go, and he
said "No". I kept thinking, "Oh, Lord! That child
has had an accident, and I don't have any clothes
with me." Then I said, "Danny are you SURE you
didn't have an accident?" "No", he replied. I just
KNEW that he must have had an accident, because the
smell was getting worse. So, I asked one more time,
"Danny, did you have an accident?" This time he
jumped up, yanked down his pants, bent over and
spread his cheeks and yelled, "SEE MOM, IT'S JUST
FARTS!!" While 30 people nearly choked to death on
their tacos laughing, he calmly pulled up his pants
and sat down. An old couple made me feel better by
thanking me for the best laugh they'd had in ages.

4. This had most of the state of
Michigan laughing for 2 days and a very embarrassed
female news anchor who will, in the future, likely
think before she speaks. What happens when you
predict snow but don't get any.....a true story....
We had a female news anchor who, the day after it
was supposed to have snowed and didn't, turned to
the weatherman and asked: "So Bob, where's that 8
inches you promised me last night?" Not only did HE
have to leave the set, but half the crew did too,
they were laughing so hard!

5. When I was in 8th grade I had to say a speech for
black history month. I chose a poem by Langston Hughes,
in the beginning of the poem it says," I'm a negro, black
as the night is black, black as my depths of africa." Well
say that at the end also. I was real nervouse so I slipped
and said, " I'm a Nigger ..............". I paused for a minute than
I was like I called myself a nigger in front of my whole school.
I started laughing before I i could finish the rest of the sentence.
It was quite embarrassing.

Yeah, my school had like 5 black kids and it was real funny.
I still could face my friends and everybody, I'm pretty laid-back
and thought it was hilarous that word came out my mouth. Ocean


Now, didn't that feel good? Pass it on to someone
you know who needs a laugh.

"Be who you are and say what you feel, because
those who mind don't matter and those who matter
don't mind"

To the human race may someday we fully understand our gift!